I'm Just a Writer, What Do I Know About Cultivation?

I'm just a novelist. How the heck would I know how to cultivate immortality? Wait, uh... I really can do it!

Mount Shu Sect Leader: "A genius, one in ten thousand!"

Luofu Sect Leader: "Why isn't he a disciple of my Luofu Sect?"

Tusita Palace: "Thank goodness he's a disciple of the Humanitarian Sect!"...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.