Alien Devouring All Realms

I was so unlucky today. First I was hit by a porcelain, then hit by a car, and then I ran away for food and accommodation. I had no choice but to walk home. As a result, on the way home, I was ridden in the face by a flying dragon in a flowerpot. Then the main character dies at the end of the play. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.