Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms: the Uprising

"My Lord, the Shu Han Dynasty is already declining." "Then I will make a comeback." "Lord, Deng Ai's troops are already approaching the city." "Don't panic, I still have you" "Lord, we don't have enough troops." "I have a million troops" "Lord, we Shu Han only have over 900,000 people." "..." "Lord, let's have sex" "Shut up, if you talk again I'll chop your head off" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.