Seeking Immortality and the Dao

"Do immortals live in the clouds?"

"Of course they do. My dad says immortals all live up in the sky!"

"What if they accidentally fall down while they're sleeping?"

"Can immortals eat meat? I heard they don't eat at all!"

"Ah! How pitiful, if they can't even eat meat!"

"Nonsense. Immortals can eat whatever they want, and everything they eat is the most delicious food in the world. Why else would so many people want to cultivate immortality?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.