Three Kingdoms: I Eloped with the Wrong Person and Took Diao Chan. What Now?

After transmigrating to the late Eastern Han dynasty, Wei Lie pledges himself to the brilliant Cai Wenji. But on the day they elope, he accidentally takes Diao Chan with him instead. What should he do?

No problem! Luckily, I have the Military Strategists and War Gods Forum System!

"Acquired the might of Xiang Yu, the Conqueror of Western Chu! Wielding a massive gold-inlaid tiger-headed spear, I matched Lu Bu blow for blow with the Conqueror's Spear Technique and held my own!"

"Acquired the elite Iron Eagle Warriors under Bai Qi! My battle-hardened troops proved even mightier than Gao Shun's Trapped Camp!"

"Acquired the keen skill of Li Guang, the Flying General! I can pierce a target at a hundred paces and take an enemy general's head amid ten thousand troops, winning fame across the land."

Standing amid the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, Wei Lie embraces a beauty and declares, his spear gleaming with a cold, domineering light, "There will be a place for me, Wei Lie, in this land!"

The eighteen warlords protest indignantly: "You've taken most of Jizhou, seized our lands in Xuzhou, swallowed up the nine commanderies of Jingxiang, and now your armies are heading straight for Hanzhong. Isn't your 'place' in this land a bit too big?!"

Wei Lie smiles faintly, places a map of his territory beneath the banquet mat, and says, "Now take a look..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.