Caught Another Monster Today

"Ahem, ahem, let me introduce myself." The protagonist, Pig's Trotter.

"Ahem, ahem, ah!" Pig's Trotter kept coughing, thinking he should clear his throat first. After all, this was his first time being released to the public, and he wanted to look his best. P.S. I think braised pork trotters are delicious.

"What the hell are you coughing for? Hurry up and talk!" The readers grabbed the protagonist and stomped on him.

"Cough! Uh..." The protagonist's face swelled up. Timid and helpless, he hurriedly said, "Dear readers, I'm sorry! Please stop hitting me!"

"Fine! I'm from the Exorcist Clan. Just as you said, you can't find any records about us, and you don't even know our origins, right? That's because we wipe them out as soon as they appear in the world. Heh heh heh, aren't we awesome? Louder, I can't hear you! You have to shout, 'We're damn awesome!' That's right! And finally, my name is..."

"Oh, give it a rest! You're so long-winded. Whether we hit you or type, our hands hurt. Why are you spouting so much nonsense? Just talk to yourself." The author was so angry that his hands were...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.