My Five Poisons Cult Leader Is Way Too Cautious

Song Cheng transmigrates to a wuxia world. Faced with a choice among many identities, he picks the Five Poisons Sect, the easiest place to survive, and becomes its leader.

Lan Fenghuang: "Leader, Leader, the Hundred Herbs Sect has come to cause trouble. More than a hundred of them are already at the foot of the mountain."

Song Cheng: "How many? More than a hundred? To be safe, let's wait until I've brewed the Golden Silkworm poison before fighting them."

Ten minutes later, Song Cheng: "Where are those suicidal fools from the Hundred Herbs Sect? Get out here!"

Lan Fenghuang: "They're all dead."

Song Cheng took a deep breath and furrowed his brow. "That was far too dangerous. Fenghuang, have everyone plant Heartbreak Flowers immediately."

Lan Fenghuang: "Leader, the Mongolians have opened a brothel in town, and they've stolen all our business."

Song Cheng replied calmly, "No rush. Let's wait until I've brewed the Yin-Yang Aphrodisiac Powder, then we'll deal with them."

"Aaaaaah!"

"Jiumozhi took the aphrodisiac and is running around causing a scandal!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.