Prehistoric: Become the Leader of the King Zhou System at the Beginning

I am Su San, I have become a system, and the host is King Zhou. I manage a system chat skirt, and the skirt is full of system boys. My host is the king of Zhou, Emperor Xin, who loves beautiful foxes but not the country. Nuwa: Emperor Xin, you actually dared to write obscene poems to humiliate me, and you even wrote two of them. King Zhou: So what, there is a system to protect me. Ji Chang: You actually forced me to eat glutinous rice balls made of my son's flesh and blood. King Zhou: You were killed by me at the beginning because your innate Bagua didn't work. Daji: Your Majesty, why haven't you come yet? King Zhou: The system doesn't let me get close to women, it's too difficult for me. Jiang Ziya: Damn it, such a shameless system has made me fail in my feat of conquering businessmen. I have gone fishing and won't play with you anymore. Su San: Haha, this old sand sculpture is fishing from the air again! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.