Xuanhuan: You Can't Afford to Mess with Me

"You vile beast! No one under heaven or on earth can save you!" roared the ancestor of the Flying Immortal Sect.

"I'm someone you can't afford to offend," Ye Feifan said airily, twirling his folding fan.

"My husband will be a heaven-sent genius. You are unworthy..." declared the Saintess of the Blissful Palace.

"I'm someone you can't afford to offend," Ye Feifan said nonchalantly, gazing brazenly at the beauty before him.

"Brother Ye, why do they hate you so much, yet don't dare lay a finger on you?" his friends asked, utterly baffled.

"I possess a forbidden art. Once unleashed, it dims the heavens and darkens the sun and moon. Any sect that opposes me will be destroyed, and any genius will meet an early end. This art is called the Great Poop-Summoning Technique, and it can sweep away every monster and demon."

Ye Feifan said this to his friends with a perfectly straight face.

"If you're having a son, don't name him Ye Feifan. If you're a father, be Ye Wushuang." Many years later, this piece of wisdom was remembered throughout the Myriad Worlds.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.