The Wonderful Life of Tuantuan and Me

Don't act like a big shot, or you'll get struck by lightning.

Even if you're a cultivator, if one slash can solve a problem, don't ever use a second. Otherwise, how will you have time to get close to the goddess and fall in love?

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Please do not imitate.