The Absolutely Lucky Good-for-Nothing Cat

In this world, where nothing makes scientific sense, you can never imagine what will happen next.

If animals can talk, then naturally I'm mute.

If plants can feel pain, then naturally I'm a little blind.

See that boy with a broken thought process, examining the contents of some poop? Yeah, that's my master.

And lying beside me is a little flying cat that was just castrated.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.