Online Game: I'm the Underworld's Black-Market Dealer

No 99,999, no 99,998. Just 66,666, and you can easily take home freshly unearthed... er, freshly made Netherworld meatballs!

Hurt by a monster? Don't panic! One Netherworld pill will keep you safe!

Dealing with a high-level monster? Don't fret! The Netherworld Poison Talisman will teach it that when the east is dark, the west still shines!

Encounter a monster? Don't chicken out! Pop a pill and charge right at it!

Don't come crying after buying my medicine. My secret remedy is nonrefundable once unwrapped!

In short, I'm the one and only, famous throughout the Three Realms. This black-hearted merchant has become king!

Player A: "I've never seen anyone this shameless!"

Player C: "He's the most crooked merchant I've ever seen, bar none!"

The player stuck between A and C: "Got anything else good? I've got money, I've got gold!"

Player A and Player C exchanged a look, then said in unison, furious at his lack of sense and pitying his misfortune. They had nothing more to say, except to send him off with a classic curse: "You dumbass!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.