First there was Queen Kai Youtian, and Bamen Yekai kicked the gods. I am invincible below the six paths, and one for one above the six paths. It is a peacock in the morning and a tiger in the day, and the eight gates are like elephants dancing in triumph at night. The Hokage has a 30 million-dollar dick, so he has to lower his eyebrows when meeting me.
Chu Kai came to the world of Naruto and activated the strongest teacher system!
"I am the merciful Buddha. Look at my mighty heavenly dragon, and I can crack your infinite Tsukuyomi!"
Uchiha Obito, die!
"Amitabha, Uchiha Itachi, you are destined to be my Buddha and worship the poor monk as your teacher. This will keep your brother safe and sound. I will teach you the Yi Jin Sutra so that you can live to be nine hundred and ninety-nine!"
"Xiao Li, you are destined to be my Buddha. It doesn't matter if you don't have ninja talent. You will become a disciple of a poor monk. I will teach you the golden bell and let you open the Eight Gates of Armor Death! Kick the Six Paths Obito half to death!"
"Hyuga Neji, you are destined to be my Buddha. All you have to do is become a poor monk and teach you the Arhat Boxing. You will be strong and soft at the same time and create the Hyuga myth!"
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