Great Tang: Miss, Would You Like a Bowl of Poisonous Chicken Soup?

Chen Yi transmigrated to the end of the Sui dynasty and start of the Tang dynasty, becoming a monk at Pure Land Temple who answered the common people's questions.

After awakening the Ultimate Spendthrift System, the first task he received was to bring an end to Pure Land Temple's glory.

That was because the whole world had been bewitched by Buddhism.

And so, one devious monk,

determined to tarnish Pure Land Temple's reputation, resolved to become a life coach who dished out toxic pep talks.

Commoner: Little Master, if you run into trouble, shouldn't you face it head-on and deal with it right away instead of leaving it until tomorrow?

Chen Yi: No, no. When trouble comes, don't rush or panic. The trouble you can't solve today won't be any easier to solve tomorrow.

Commoner: ...

Merchant: I'm so miserable. My family's gone bankrupt, and my wife and son ran off with someone else. I'm devastated.

Chen Yi: Don't be. Think of it this way: being miserable now is nothing. You have even more miserable days ahead, so summon the courage to keep living. Otherwise, you'll never find out just how miserable you can get.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.