Ex, Lie Down and Let Me Take You on the Path to Immortality

Hello, everyone. My name is Huo Ying.

This is one damnable System. It wants me to help my ex cultivate immortality, but where is my ex?

System: Please wait patiently. She hasn't been born yet!

Huo Ying: You said you were giving me the world's greatest secret art. Why does everyone have a copy?

System: Calm down. Even though it's common as dirt, only you can cultivate it!

Huo Ying: System, get rid of all the ** monsters outside the village!

System: Heaven has a virtue of cherishing life. You should tell them ghost stories and scare them away!

Huo Ying: How am I supposed to help my ex cultivate immortality?

System: First, nurse her, then take her to school, and then...

Huo Ying: Fuck! I object! I'm going on strike!

System: Anyone who violates the agreement will be erased!

This book has no harem, no scheming antihero, and no idiot protagonist. The characters have their wits about them, and the plot moves at a brisk pace. It's funny, but full of bloodshed; there's emotion amid the fighting. If you like it, please add it to your collection! Thank you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.