I'll Come Clean: I'm Your Master

Qin Zimu finds the greatest master System in the universe and becomes an aloof, sought-after master whom everyone wants to curry favor with.

"Master, I am your disciple Wei Xiaobao. I offer you a treasure map, a golden-thread vest, and my beautiful wife."

"Master, I am your disciple Huang Rong. I present you with my Twenty-Four Moonlit Nights, my Dog-Beating Staff, the Nine Yin Manual, and a marriage contract in my name."

"I don't want so many disciples! I've already got disciples all over the world," Qin Zimu refuses impatiently.

"I am the Tang emperor, Little Li. I humbly offer you the Preface to the Orchid Pavilion, six fine steeds, and my wife, Wu Meiniang. I would be honored to become your junior grand-disciple."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.