Prehistoric: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Parrot Prevention

Ever since Qin Lang traveled to the ancient immortal world a hundred thousand years ago and became a humble parrot. Immortals from all walks of life in the prehistoric fairyland put up banners at Nantianmen: Fire prevention, theft prevention and parrot prevention! The reason is that this parrot is too cheap, and it will cause harm to anyone who can harm it. As long as you mess with it, it will fight you until you serve it respectfully. The main staple food of the Ancient Fairy World Food Festival is braised parrot head, stir-fried parrot meat, sweet and sour parrot claws, and soy and vinegar parrot tongue. There is even a singer named Zhang Xueyou who plays the trumpet and sings: "Burned parrot meat, I like to eat it..." An immortal named Han Li who had just ascended asked curiously: "Why do everyone hate parrots so much?" "Because it's cheap! Because it's very cheap." Now the parrot that disappeared for 100,000 years appears again. . . . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.