I Became a River God in Journey to the West

Jade Emperor: Fang Ming, hear my decree. I appoint you the True God of Flowing Sand River, with a heavenly stipend!

Fang Ming: Sorry, I don't want my name on the Investiture of the Gods!

Jade Emperor: ...

Tathagata: Benefactor Fang, you have captured every demon along the Demon Road. How can the pilgrimage to fetch the scriptures go on?

Fang Ming: They're all innocent, good demons. I'm saving them and helping all living beings!

Tathagata: ...

The Three Pure Ones: Daoist Fang, you punched a huge hole through all thirty-three heavens. That was completely out of line!

Fang Ming: Sorry, Flowing Sand River is too long. I had to extend it beyond the thirty-third heaven to fit it all!

The Three Pure Ones: ...

Fang Ming transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and activates the Strongest River God System, extending Flowing Sand River until it reaches beyond the thirty-third heaven above and the netherworld below.

The Six Paths of Reincarnation lie within its waters, and the great calamity of life and death unfolds in the river.

As long as Flowing Sand River does not dry up, Fang Ming will not die.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.