I Sealed Myself Away Ten Million Times

One strand of his hair could pierce a star, and a single sneeze could destroy a starfield. If he accidentally let out a fart, the living beings across hundreds of starfields would be poisoned to death.

But don't worry. A god like him doesn't sneeze or fart. If it ever happened, it would definitely be on purpose.

Di Wuming was bored. He'd lived this way for countless eons and wanted to find something fun to do.

To keep himself from accidentally destroying heaven and earth, he sealed himself away. His hair had to be sealed, his pores, teeth, nails, saliva, nostrils...

He'd sealed just about everything he could, and that was barely enough to keep his accidental movements from causing too much damage.

He also couldn't get too excited, or the slightest raise in his voice would topple mountains and overturn seas.

Things with minds feared him, and things without minds feared him too. Rules, origins, the Heavenly Dao, everything gave him a wide berth.

To put it bluntly...

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