From the Start, I Have a Magic Phone

"Huarenpai phone, model 2060, at your service. Please enter your startup password."

"I love you."

"Choose an expression: obedient, naughty, cool..."

Zhang Muye: "I choose obedient."

What? This phone has a bug! That's not obedient, that's naughty!!!

Shan Niu: "Brother Muye, having fun?"

He Lan: "Muye, get over here to your big sister right now!"

Chuchu: "I think I'll go teach in the countryside instead!!!"

Suo Weiyi: "I think I'll go shave my head at Shaolin instead!!!"

This story is lighthearted and comedic.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.