Xuanhuan: My Big Brother Is the All-Purpose Xiao Hei

"I, Lan Chen, am determined to become Thunderous Roar. What? I have no talent? What do I do, Big Bro Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei gave a simple-minded grin and pulled out the power of atomic control! Now, whenever someone gets on his nerves, he unleashes a little cosmic power and kicks things off with an explosion!

"What? We're surrounded by an army of the undead? We can't beat them! What do I do, Big Bro Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei smiled shyly and glared. The undead commanders immediately came over and dropped to their knees:

"Boss, I was wrong! Please don't hit me!"

A bunch of human bigwigs glared, their beards bristling:

"You expect us to submit to a big oaf like him? We'd never submit, not in this lifetime..."

Before they could finish, Xiao Hei cheerfully raised his fists. Three seconds later, their faces swollen and bruised, they all cried:

"He's actually great!!"

"Big Bro Xiao Hei, my girlfriend said I'm not only ugly but a total loser, and now she's dumping me. What do I do?"

Brother Hei looked gravely concerned. He pursed his lips, thought for a moment, then helplessly waved his hand.

"You..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.