Don't Call Me a Thief

My father has been in this line of work for twenty years and never taken a break. One call to 110 brought him to a world of cultivation.

"Welcome to the activation of the Zhou Person System."

Mission 1: Steal every woodcutter's knife from the woodshed.

Mission difficulty: ★

Mission 2: Steal a Beauty-Nourishing Pill from Murong Qingyin's home.

Mission difficulty: ★★

"Have you heard? The Scripture Pavilion was robbed, too. Isn't that strange? With all those cultivation manuals and secret techniques, he stole nothing but a plaque."

"It's true! The Wangya Pavilion was robbed, too. I was there at the time. In just a moment, all thirty-odd brooms from every floor of the pavilion were stolen."

Host life countdown: 3 days, 12 hours, 15 minutes, 17 seconds

"Ding! The mission cannot be completed unless the stolen item is actually stolen."

"Please, big sister, let me steal it just once. Otherwise, someone's really going to die."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on achieving the title: Shameless."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.