I Just Want to Sit Back and Collect Interest

What would ordinary people do if they suddenly became rich overnight?

Conquer the business world and make a name for themselves? ... Come on. You're from a working-class family and can't even run a little grocery store well.

Chase women and build a harem? ... You don't have kidneys of steel. Even if you wanted to, your body couldn't take it.

Give to charity and spread love? ... I'm just an ordinary person. I'll lend a hand when someone is truly in need, as long as it doesn't disrupt my normal life.

Move abroad to see the supposedly brighter foreign moon? ... I'm an ordinary person, but I grew up under the red flag and will be Chinese all my life. Besides, I haven't even passed CET-4. Am I supposed to go abroad and communicate by gesturing?

A down-to-earth story about an incredibly rich man.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.