Chu Yan transmigrated to a parallel-timeline Tang dynasty and became the Junior Mayor of Jingzhao.
After binding to a bizarre System, he had to meet a monthly quota for arresting "criminals."
Li Er: "You might not believe this, but I spat out some tea and got sent for three days of reeducation!"
Yuchi Jingde: "Everyone says I've got a bad temper, but if you ask me, Chu Yan's the real firecracker. There's nobody he won't arrest! What law did I break by peeing in my own yard?"
Li Yuan: "Damn it, I'm already retired as the Retired Emperor. Why can't I get any peace? So I fished without a permit. So what? Was it really necessary? Was it?"
Khan Jieli: "Chu Baba! I'm not even a Tang person! I only stole one cow. Was it really necessary to bring an army of two hundred thousand after me?"
Princess Changle: "Wait, why doesn't he do anything when I shout that I'm being molested in the street? Why? Why?"
And so, a Junior Mayor appeared in Chang'an City, one who personally went undercover as a constable.
That line, "..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Akito doesn't say secret words, and replies that he masturbates once.
Little fairy?? If I remember correctly, little fairy seemed to be the name given to women in brothels in the past. (It seems like this, don't blame me if I'm wrong, anyway, I think girls nowadays call themselves little fairies and don't know what to say)
In ancient times, little fairies were prostitutes and young ladies were from serious families. In modern times, fairies are serious people and young ladies are prostitutes. Just the other way around
To be honest, I haven't read this book yet. But just by looking at the introduction, I no longer had the desire to read any further. Using some of today's rules to govern some ancient people is equivalent to using ancient rules to govern modern people. Pay food and taxes. Can't go out at night. Are you willing to do it? It's really strange.
Li Shimin was a good emperor for the country, but for the individual time travellers, Li Shimin was not easy to deal with. He killed his brothers, imprisoned his father, slaughtered his nephews, and exiled his parents and children. He was definitely not a good person personally. He could even kill his own son. He would never coddle the time travellers and let them cause trouble. If there was any sign of something going wrong, he would confiscate his house and destroy his family. Don't go up to the pole and lick Li Er until you have nothing left.
Author, in ancient times fairies meant brothel girls
It makes me want to vomit! It's all because *Ma writes books out of anger, isn't it because she doesn't read?? Can we treat the Weishui Alliance, the Affair, and the lecherous change of history as a good deed to build up a troll and dig graves after someone died? Is this really **?! And what about the prosperous age of Zhenguan? Don't you know that the Tang Dynasty relied on the foundation of the Sui Dynasty to develop to the point where its population at its peak was less than half that of the Sui Dynasty?
I suspect you have saved the manuscript, but I have no proof
Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui are the prime ministers
Tema Zhang Liang's son knows that he must have all the joy in life? Also time travel?