Xuanhuan: My Words Have Been Blessed with Power

Lu Ren transmigrated. It was bad enough that he wasn't the protagonist, but he had actually become a nobody whose job was to narrate the exploits of the chosen ones?

No standard-issue System?

No problem. His jinxing tongue was blessed: good things never came true, but bad things always did!

Extra A: "Elder Xuantian has been in seclusion for hundreds of years. He may not break through, but once he does, he'll soar straight to the heavens."

Lu Ren: "He hasn't broken through after all these years. Could he have gone mad from cultivating?"

And so Elder Xuantian went mad from cultivation and died!

Extra B: "The young master of the Ye family is a prodigy, blessed with extraordinary talent. He can even fight his senior sister to a stalemate."

Lu Ren: "The young master of the Ye family cultivated too quickly. I'm afraid his foundation is unstable."

And so the young master of the Ye family died!

Lu Ren: "There's no way I'm cultivating. I'm not talented and I don't have a famous master, so I can only talk my way into killing geniuses to keep my cultivation going..."

The chosen ones: "Please stop talking..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.