I Founded Countless Schools of Thought

This is a world of card battles.

To become strong,

you need the quick hands of a single man, the brains of a bald man, and the athlete's foot of European royalty.

Traditional strategies: four-protect-one, tank-heavy, attack-speed, ultimate-skill, control, sacrifice, and revival builds.

My strategies: ganking, all-girl group, cultural domination, endless firepower, horse hunting, painless abortion...

Opponent: "Why isn't this guy playing by the rules..."

Audience: "This guy's plays are making my scalp tingle..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.