My Heel Goes Better with My Fellow Daoist's Face

Liu Xiaoshan transmigrated to a parallel world of cultivation and became bound to a "budget" trash-talking System. He could level up by accumulating trash-talk points.

But it could only level up a single skill: kicking people?! What a rip-off!

"My father is the leader of the Righteous Alliance." I kick him.

"I'm the leader of the Righteous Alliance." I kick him again.

This budget System is actually pretty great.

In Xiaoshan's dictionary, there's nothing one kick can't solve. If there is, then it takes two.

"Fellow Daoist, look how long and wide my foot is. Don't you think it would suit your face?"

As he kept showing off and kicking people, Xiaoshan gradually discovered the true nature of this world.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.