My Self-Destruction System Has Mutated

Jiang Xiaochun accidentally bound himself to a System that punished him for failing its missions with a lightning strike. He thought his life would be an endless torment of getting struck by lightning over and over.

Then one day, the System suddenly mutated. When he failed a mission, it stopped striking him and started striking a “special guest” instead...

System: “Host, please complete the beginner mission as soon as possible: pat a big black * on the butt!”

Jiang Xiaochun: “I’m not touching that *!”

System: “The Host’s attitude is extremely improper. Mission failure confirmed. A random special guest will be punished with lightning.”

Master Tongtian: “Why should I get struck by lightning just because Jiang Xiaochun can’t complete his mission???”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.