When you find out you are a Shumagia - "Oh my dear system, why did you turn me into a Shumagia? This is so bad, like Mrs. Smith's pancakes next door, I swear if you were in front of me I would kick your ass!"
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When receiving benefits from the system, "Oh, dear, please forget everything that just happened. If you were in front of me, I would kiss your cheek selflessly, because it is so wonderful, just like divine Cupid shot an arrow into my heart."
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This is a battle of wits, courage, love, hate, and hatred between Shi Lezhi's host and the cold system.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
