Journey to the West: Xuanzang, Put Down My Braised Pork

The protagonist of the cool novel with thousands of words written every day has a high IQ. Located in a remote corner of the Tang capital, there is a hotel. Those who eat here are all regular customers. Empress Nuwa, Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Tongtian Cult Leader, Jieyin Taoist, Zhunti Taoist, Emperor of Tang Dynasty, etc. Every now and then, a monkey will come in. The monkey's surname is Sun. "Boss, my master wants to eat roujiamo today. It has a lot of fat and spicy meat. The monk likes it!" "Boss, let's have a pancake with five abalones in it. My master said it's a good way to replenish your health!" Finally, the monkey became addicted to the food and couldn't extricate himself. "Well, these pig's trotters belong to my junior brother. I chopped them off after he fell asleep. Don't talk nonsense!" "Boss, I chopped off Tang Monk's feet to eat Tang Monk's meat!!" "It's okay, it's okay, I'll use my magic power and it will grow back in a while!" "This is not human flesh, this is golden cicada flesh, you are not... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.