After transmigrating into the world of Pirate King, Woody activated the Coffin Bearer System.
When the black brother grins, life and death are hard to predict.
Once the coffin is lifted, everyone gets a free ride to the afterlife.
Woody: "Choose your hero! Let's dance together!"
Gecko Moria: "I'm so jealous! I want subordinates this badass too!"
Hawk-Eye: "Ever since I saw how terrifying that coffin was, I've never dared sit on my own coffin ship again!"
Sengoku: "That guy's 'Dead Shichibukai' are strong enough to rival our Shichibukai!"
Big Mom: "Kaido, honey, that brat Woody tricked me, saying I was the most beautiful woman in the world, loved by everyone, so gorgeous that even flowers bloomed when they saw me, and coffins opened their lids! I knew he was full of it! Good thing I got away fast!"
Kaido: "The first time I heard the tune, I didn't understand its meaning. Now I hear it again, and I'm already inside the coffin! At last, I can die!"
As the number of worthy opponents left to carry in coffins dwindled, Woody sighed, "Business these days..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Once the heat is over, I'll be a eunuch again.
Guess how long the author can last. I estimate that I will be pregnant within a few months.
First blood! The sofa is mine!