The Opening Satire on English Mythology

Travel through parallel worlds. Lin Yuan found himself as a twenty-two-year-old professor, well-known at home and abroad. However, Lin Yuan discovered that in this parallel world, many people admire foreign cultures and everyone learns English. At the beginning, he was invited to give a lecture at a well-known Chinese university, so Lin Yuan made a surprising statement! "I think it is necessary to learn English, but it cannot be mythical. At the same time, English should be removed from the college entrance examination column!" "Don't think that just because you can speak a few words in English, you feel fashionable." "Not every international student is an elite." "You haven't learned the five thousand years of Chinese history, but you have learned with gusto the hundreds of years of other people's history?" "Wasting a lot of time on things that you may not use at all is a waste of time for a scholar! A waste of life!" Then, overnight, Lin Yuan became popular! Became a national professor! However, Lin Yuan... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.