Hunted by his enemies, he unexpectedly activated a System and was taken back to the Tang Dynasty a thousand years in the past!
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
In his previous life, he'd muddled through each day, constantly scheming against others.
This time, he would simply live a quiet life!
Could it really be that simple?
Husband: There's not enough rice left to cook.
Don't worry, I'll think of something.
Husband: The palace has sent someone to summon you for an audience with the emperor.
Relax, I'll be back in a jiffy.
Husband: General Li has barged in with his men.
What! Just tell them I'm not home. Wife, I'm going out to hide for a few days.
Husband: The Duke of Cheng has come to mooch food and drink again.
Shut the gates and sic the dogs on him!
Husband: Her Majesty the Empress has arrived with the princess.
Heh heh! Wife, I was wrong...
Husband:
I'm going crazy! I just want to live a simple life. Why are you making me do this?
Wife: Let's run away!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
