Everyday Meddling Earns Me Over a Hundred Million

“Hey, guy in the Land Rover, pick up the ** you tossed out.”

“You little brat, I’m going to teach you some manners.”

“Guys, you’re making a racket drinking in the middle of the night. Don’t make me come over there and teach you a lesson.”

“Hey, miss, nowhere to stay tonight? I’ll take you in.”

“Ma’am, you’re not allowed to do square dancing by the roadside.”

“Your company is dumping filthy water and polluting the river. Shut down and fix this immediately!”

“Whose satellite is this? It’s drifting through space and hit someone else’s space station. If no one claims it, I’ll blow it up.”

Every time Lu Xiaodong stepped in to deal with someone else’s business, a deposit notification popped up on his phone.

“Your account ending in 8813 received RMB 5,201,314 on May 1. XX Bank

“Your account ending in 8813 received RMB 8,541,888 on July 11. XX Bank

“Your account ending in 8813 received RMB ** on March 20. XX Bank

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.