Master, My Disciple Wants to Go Down the Mountain

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple who kept telling stories. "Disciple, the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng wants you to be his disciple. What do you think?" Hong Xianyu: "Master, I want to go down the mountain." "Disciple, the Jade Emperor wants to marry all his seven daughters to you, what do you think?" Hong Xianyu: "Master, I want to go down the mountain..." "Disciple, my master has offended Monkey Sun, please stand up for me." Hong Xianyu: "Master, I really just want to go down the mountain!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.