Urban: I Just Want to Sell Toys

都市：我只想卖玩具

by Lai Da Ti (来打踢)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 6k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

"Director Qin, your latest film, Transformers, which you wrote and directed yourself, has grossed billions. What do you think?"

"As for... the latest Transformers figures are now available for preorder. Please keep an eye on the official updates from our partner, the toy factory..."

"Also, Kamen Rider, Ultraman, and the latest Photon Sprite yo-yos are on sale. Everyone is welcome to place an order..."

Host: ...

Tokusatsu fan: Qin Feng knows jack about Kamen Rider. He's just a screenwriter and director!

Figure collector: That wicked Partner Conglomerate B! My wallet is completely empty!

Movie fan: Please stop selling toys and hurry back to make a sequel!

Qin Feng: What warrior of love? What world's best director? What wicked Partner Conglomerate B? I'm just a toy salesman. Why are you only paying attention to those movies and TV shows? They're just toy commercials!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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