Livestream: I'm a King in Africa

Zhao Fei: "The entertainment industry really screwed me over. I'd better go home and be a king!"

Haters: "Publicity stunt, shameless, what a jerk!"

Zhao Fei: "I've officially taken up the post of chief of the Qi tribe. Thanks for watching!"

Trolls: "What a poor tribe. Is this the Stone Age?"

Zhao Fei: "We've discovered a major gold deposit. Bids for development partnerships are now open to the whole world."

Trolls: "Uh... what???"

Reporter: "Your Majesty Zhao Fei, how does it feel to become king of Africa's largest union of nations?"

Zhao Fei: "Every day, I dig for diamonds, pan for gold, and check the oil fields! Ah! A king's life is so plain and simple, and so boring!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.