I Turn Ancient Times into Modern Times

Rich businessmen in Suzhou and Hangzhou are obsessed with Master Kong beef noodles; A senior member of Yipin wanted to have a pack of Chinese cigarettes late at night; A great talent cannot write beautiful poems without a bottle of Moutai; The concubines in the palace like to watch Titan*K in the air-conditioned room; The princes who wanted to take the throne begged me to sell them a few Desert Eagles to prevent assassination; the emperor wanted to attack neighboring countries, so he drooled when he looked at my Italian cannon. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.