Zongwu: It's a Showdown, I'm a Quick Thief in Cultivating Immortals

Nonsensical and refreshing essay As the disciple of the last ascended person in the world, Lin Jian! He's a top-notch joker. The secret to Lin Jian becoming stronger is to accelerate! Accelerate! Super acceleration! Others can become stronger by cultivating, and I can become stronger by angering others. Famous martial arts masters gathered in the city. Lin Jian is crazy and irritating, but for some reason, the sect leader has become a licker! Xiaoyao Zi from the Xiaoyao Sect: "Young man is very talented, I want to teach you Beiming Magical Skills!" Quanzhen taught Wang Mouyang: "Brother, am I still good at my innate skills?" Wudang Clan Zhang Sanfeng: "I'm going to beat your back with Tai Chi" Emei Sect's Master Jiejie: "Get out of my way! He can only be my disciple!" Lin Jian: "Wrong! It's all wrong! What I want is the cultivation method of immortality!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.