I Really Don’t Want to Live Off a Woman

On Gourd Mountain lives a queen named Chun Sanniang.

She loves to walk barefoot, each step landing in midair.

At Qingyun Abbey lives a peerlessly handsome young Daoist known by his religious name, Yingjun.

He doesn't want to rely on his looks. He just wants to work hard and make a living with his talent.

The gates of fate arrange for them to meet.

Chun Sanniang smiles like a flower: "Little Daoist, would you give up your vows for me?"

The real Yingjun stands solemnly: "My Daoist name is Kidney Failure, my given name is Impotent. I'm really not suited to living off a woman."

Chun Sanniang furrows her brows: "You can't escape my grasp."

The real Yingjun presses his palms together: "Open sesame."

There is laughter and emotion, beauties as lovely as paintings, fox spirits and enchanting ghosts. In short, it's a "heart-stoppingly handsome" story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.