The Strongest Intern Monk

"Wait, young man. I watched you preach just now, and your words touched the very heart of Mahayana Buddhism. You are the perfect choice to inherit our Buddha's teachings!"

"And?"

"Come be the abbot of Yunlin Temple! You're a little young, but you can start out as the presiding monk."

"Uh... Wouldn't that make me an intern monk?"

"System, are you trying to screw me over? You gave me a baby-making quest, but now I'm supposed to become a monk first!?"

"What are you talking about, benefactor?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.