I've Monopolized the Looks of the Entire Universe

What’s it like to have the universe’s best looks?

The Queen of the Daughters’ Kingdom cries and kneels, begging to be my groupie.

The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden cries and kneels to lick my shoes, just because they carry my scent.

The ** God wants to marry his daughter to me, shouting, "No one else is allowed to compete for my daughter!"

Nuwa blushes and smiles. "Husband, tonight I’m yours."

Du Sheng stood atop the mountain, the wind ruffling his bangs. A hint of melancholy showed in his eyes. "Being handsome makes you invincible."

A word of warning: ugly people shouldn’t read this. You won’t be able to relate, and you might be so ashamed you kill yourself. After all, you’re not handsome. Handsome guys, come on in, because you’ll relate to this book. After all, you’re handsome. Being handsome makes you invincible!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.