Great Tang: Emperor Taizong Wants Me Dead

In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, Li Yi transmigrates to the Tang dynasty with a treasure chest System and opens a tavern in Chang'an. An old fellow named Li and an old fellow named Cheng drop by from time to time, often asking him questions.

“What flaws do you think the current emperor has?”

“Do you think we should attack the kingdom of Gaochang?”

Li Yi is furious. If he couldn’t get all kinds of treasure chests out of you, he wouldn’t bother with you at all.

A few months later...

Li Er: “I treated you like a brother, and you want to be my son-in-law!”

Li Yi: “...”

Li Er: “I won’t let Chang Le marry anyone who isn’t as outstanding as me!”

Li Yi: “Old Li, I really am more outstanding than you.”

Li Er: “Ahem, ahem. In that case, I have no choice but to have you dragged out and executed!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.