One Piece: I Really Don't Want to Attract Too Much Attention

"A young man single-handedly rescued the Pirate King, Gol D. Roger, just as he was about to be executed!"

"That same young man snuck up in the dead of night and punched the head of Garp the Hero, the Marines' legendary hero."

"And that same young man accompanied Kaido in a suicide attempt from ten thousand meters in the air!"

"It's him! It's really him! That young man! He swept up all the desserts at the Whole Cake Island Tea Party, right in front of the big shot!"

"It's him! Him again! That young man! He set Admiral Akainu's hair on fire in the middle of the night!"

"Is all this a collapse of morality, or a loss of humanity?"

"It's all in the special feature of Ocean Weekly: The Roki Files! This young man really doesn't want to attract attention!"

Roki: "Here's what happened. This guy called the System keeps making me do things that'll get me killed."

Roki: "That's right! Exactly! Hurry and report this to the Marines. See if you can get my 18-billion bounty taken down!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.