The Unconventional King of Doing Nothing

I can win while lying down. Against my enemies, it's always a fifty-fifty fight, even when battling immortals! Hold on, let me finish talking with the fairy before you start giving me a hard time.

Am I always envied by villains? No problem. I'll just lie in the arms of the fairy in front of you. Let's see how much I still look like my old self.

Bored of winning while lying down? No problem. I'll play the fool to fool the wise, push my limits one step at a time, then sweep through the cultivation world, the world of magic, and the world of high technology with ease.

You laugh because I don't have a divine weapon? No problem. What's yours is mine now.

Now you ask why I'm broke? No problem, my friend. I've got manuals of all kinds. Pay up and they're yours.

Still think my cultivation technique is no good? Fine. I forgot to mention, my specialty is using your own methods against you.

"Heh heh heh, kid, don't look down on me just yet. Let's trade a few moves first."

"What is it, fairy? Come with me, and you'll have a much better time."

I know no fear. You aren't worthy of my hatred.

I have my own path. You can see...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.