Tomb Robbery: Bureau of Cultural Relics Protection

"Hello Mr. Zongzi, I am the director of the State Cultural Relics Protection Bureau. Regarding the funerary objects in your tomb, they have been requisitioned by the state. Please stop rioting and cooperate with me to receive them! Otherwise, I have the right to arrest you! If you continue to resist tenaciously, I will sanction you!" "Ho-ho-ho--" ---------------------------------- "Director Wang, you can't bring these ancestors back! If you bring them back again, our small prison won't be able to accommodate them!" "How about expanding if they can't fit in? Anyway, they don't need to eat, drink, and sleep. Not only will they not increase the burden on the country, but they can also complete some things that are difficult for the country to do. Isn't this the best of both worlds?" "But they don't obey!" "Disobedient? Who is disobedient? I'll go talk to it again!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.