I Have a Huge Backer Behind Me

When a young man who has been confused all day discovers his incredible identity. What kind of wonderful life will he create in this world? "Sister Yu? Come here and kneel down and lick me." "Loli? Pair a pair of ponytails for me." "Baby girl? Wait... You can't feed a child!!! You have to wait until she grows up." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.