The Chivalrous Thief: Saving the World on an Electric Scooter

Reporter: Do you ever plan to get a job?

Ge Wazhou: There's no way I'm getting a job. Never in this lifetime. Factories are too exploitative. I'm not one of those people who grab their bucket and run. That's just how it is.

Reporter: Then do you plan to start a business?

Ge Wazhou: I said four years ago that I didn't know how to do business. That's just how it is.

Reporter: What do you think of your fellow inmates in prison?

Ge Wazhou: They're all talented, every one of them. They speak so nicely and are incredibly capable. They can do anything. Real talents, that's just how it is.

Reporter: How do you plan to live your life from now on?

Ge Wazhou: Save the world. Only saving the world can keep me going. That's just how it is.

Reporter: Then how do you plan to save the world?

Ge Wazhou: I'll start with electric scooters.

Reporter: ???

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