On April 18Th, I, Zhou, Came Out

"Looking up to the sky and laughing to steal a car, how can I be a laborer? I steal a car every ten steps, I don't leave a bottle for a thousand miles, I steal every bottle, I practice it proudly. With me, Zhou, there will be a better future." "The large-scale TV series Jin Ping Mei will be officially released on April 18. Please remember to lock the battery." "I was born to be Zhou Qiege, and I will steal the road forever like Nagano! Here comes the battery!" "Zhou is a creature in the pond. When it comes into contact with a battery, he turns into a dragon!" "..." On April 18, outside the Nanning Prison in Xiguang, there were countless reporters, live broadcast agencies, fans, Internet celebrities... Who surrounded Zhou who had just come out and showed him jokes about him on the Internet. And asked: "Zhou, you have become popular on the Internet. What do you think of these jokes about you?" Zhou pondered for a moment and looked at the camera: "Today we will randomly select a few lucky users in Nanning and let them walk home!" ........ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.