None of My Lackeys Are Human

"This great demon of heaven and earth was formed from an entire divine continent. It has potential. I can take it in as a lackey and use it as a fighter."

"This beautiful Ghost King is skilled at music and singing. I can take her in as a lackey to keep me entertained."

"That damned Evil Clan God Emperor is too full of wicked energy. I should take him in as a lackey and have him focus on Buddhist cultivation."

"The Netherworld Clan, the Ghost Clan..."

"Huh? None of my lackeys are human!"

With nothing better to do, I'll send these damn nonhuman lackeys out for a stroll!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.